Welcome to 'Laugh Out Loud (zzz)', your one stop shop to crass, witless and unrefined humour (and then some).
Plagiarism will give me an ego boost, you a lawsuit.
About the Author:
23 year old, homely boy, with cute dimples and occasional pimples (especially after a night of whiskey and kebabs). I'm an aspiring (polite term for out of work) copywriter.
Technical Skills: As the late, great Steve Jobs would say, 'I - Not'...never been a big fan of technology (except for a week after the infamous 'DPS MMS' scandal broke through)...Although, at the risk of bragging, I can tell an I phone from a Blackberry.
Inspiration: As much as I would love to romanticize this part, I'd rather be honest with my audience (remind me to talk about my rock hard abs and dynamite areolas). So, no there is no getting back at any ex-girlfriend and letting the world know her bra size (classy stuff, Mr Zuckerberg).
The only genuine inspiration behind this, is me being a bit of a bum right now..or as some of my friends would say 'Bums', refering to each butt cheek as a seperate bum.."kyon ki do hote hain yaar...beech mein partition nahin hai kya" (now there's an infallible argument, if I ever heard one).
I shall stop here, since I promised myself, that I wouldn't let my narcissism get the better of me (at least not in my first post). So, hopefully with the grace of God, the love and adulation I get from you guys, and Thesaurus, you shall be hearing from me soon.
So, watch this space for more and keep on laughing (the post felt incomplete without a cheesy sign off line)
Plagiarism will give me an ego boost, you a lawsuit.
About the Author:
23 year old, homely boy, with cute dimples and occasional pimples (especially after a night of whiskey and kebabs). I'm an aspiring (polite term for out of work) copywriter.
Technical Skills: As the late, great Steve Jobs would say, 'I - Not'...never been a big fan of technology (except for a week after the infamous 'DPS MMS' scandal broke through)...Although, at the risk of bragging, I can tell an I phone from a Blackberry.
Inspiration: As much as I would love to romanticize this part, I'd rather be honest with my audience (remind me to talk about my rock hard abs and dynamite areolas). So, no there is no getting back at any ex-girlfriend and letting the world know her bra size (classy stuff, Mr Zuckerberg).
The only genuine inspiration behind this, is me being a bit of a bum right now..or as some of my friends would say 'Bums', refering to each butt cheek as a seperate bum.."kyon ki do hote hain yaar...beech mein partition nahin hai kya" (now there's an infallible argument, if I ever heard one).
I shall stop here, since I promised myself, that I wouldn't let my narcissism get the better of me (at least not in my first post). So, hopefully with the grace of God, the love and adulation I get from you guys, and Thesaurus, you shall be hearing from me soon.
So, watch this space for more and keep on laughing (the post felt incomplete without a cheesy sign off line)
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